“We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one day years from now, we’ll meet in a coffee shop in a far away city somewhere and we could give it another shot.”
— Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2004 (via larmoyante)
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“Sometimes the feelings inside of me get messy like dirt. And I like to clean things. Pretend the dirt is the feelings. This floor is my mind. That is called coping.”
— Suzanna Warrenn (Crazy Eyes), Orange is the New Black (via larmoyante)
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“The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.”
— Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via larmoyante)
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nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

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flowerfrick:

cosmo sex tip #367: when you’re in the mood, tell your partner “my spidey senses are tingling”

via lmsunshine94 (originally flowerfrick)

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dazeofbeingwild:

when are guys going to learn that only person who ever wants to see a dick pic is the person your fucking… AND NO ONE ELSE 

via lmsunshine94 (originally dazeofbeingwild)

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  • teacher:alright fold your papers in half
  • entire class:hot dog or hamburger

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i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

via cumfort (originally hurtlamb)

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joequinones:

Wonder Woman - pants. A commission from a few years ago.

(Source: comicbookwomen)

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whitecatcustoms:

Had a fantastic opportunity to take pictures of an amazing model and a baby deer! The baby deer is on her way to a rescue/release facility, don’t worry! :]

Model: Nicole Walters

Photographer: Michelle Mrotek

via itschipdog (originally whitecatcustoms)

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f0ndly:

mild sexual love blog

(Source: moan-s)

via f0ndly (originally moan-s)

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